mistress of hell

I made cookies today. I am woman. Some of these pictures are sideways but I feel it will be too much work for me to turn them around.
this is a picture of Dave eating cookie dough


being domesticated


failure. I mean...successful attempt at making a cookie person


chowin down


look at how much these people love each other


Danya: "I take credit for this." Good, because I don't want it.


here are all the things I did today. In order. Condensed version.

8-10 a.m. babysit Liam
10-1 p.m. be in class
1-1:25 p.m. return blockbuster movie, go to walgreens
1:25-4 p.m. read cosmo with dave and generally fart around
4- 5:15 p.m. class again
5:15- 6 pm. work out with my good friend kyle
6- 8 p.m. eat soup, do homework, make horrible cookies
8- 9 p.m. watch house season premiere with neil, dave, danya, and kelsey
9- 10 ish p.m. watch intramural (sp?) softball game. david's team dominates
10-12 a.m. walk around Lee's campus with danya and kelsey and talk about awesome things
current a.m. listen to my friends talk about knitting. i cannot knit. or crochet. or bake.

Danya: "some guy died outside where I used to work today"
All: "oh man, that sucks, etc."
Danya: "yah, he ran a read light and drove under a semi."
Kelsey: "aw man. under a semi. (2 second lapse) I'm kinda hungry."